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[rocking_it]

Helloooooo, not Republic City!

[Have a very close-up shot of Bolin's oh-so pretty eyes.]

So, hey. Kidnapped huh. [Kidnapped again, more like it. He leans back and strokes his lack of beard, allowing the rest of his face to be seen. There's a Sentret flopped over his shoulder like a pancake.]

This is a lot better than most kidnappings I've been to. I even get a free--uh, I'm not sure what this is. [He checks out that Sentret. It's a little familiar to him but not quite enough. Like a squished fire ferret.] Yeah, I don't know. But he is adorable! Don't tell Pabu I said that.

[The Sentret makes some little squeaky noises from his shoulder.]

Ahh, guys! It's assaulting me with cuteness! Do you think I should name him?

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[worktodo]

Oh, sure, it's a rite of passage. Lose your first tooth, get your first kiss, shave your first whiskers, experience your first kidnapping.

[His tone is basically marinated in sarcasm here.]

[rocking_it]

Exactly! Now I just need to shave ...

[worktodo]

See if you can find yourself a brain while you're at it. You could use one.

[rocking_it]

Heeeeey ... it's not my fault I got kidnapped! I wasn't even doing anything this time!

[worktodo]

But you were doing something the last time?

[rocking_it]

Well I---nooo, I mean. Not really.

The point is, the equalists should be gone now. I shouldn't be getting kidnapped.

...or anything else.

[worktodo]

People aren't supposed to be kidnapped in the first place. Are you always this dense or did you hit your head on the way down between worlds?

[rocking_it]

I--what?

[Yes, that is your answer.]

Hey, I woke up and everyone was gone and everything was weird and this music still hasn't shut off, I think I'm doing pretty good!

[worktodo]

Right. All except for the part about not knowing where you are and everyone being gone and everything being weird and the music never turning off.

You're making real headway there, champ.

[rocking_it]

So you weren't kidnapped? This isn't my fault.

[worktodo]

You're really not helping your case about it not being your fault the last time.

What were you doing right before you got here?

[rocking_it]

Sleeping. I just woke up here. And like I said, Amon was defeated, and everything should've been cool.

[worktodo]

Well, welcome to the weirdest dream you've ever had in your life, kid. And enjoy the stay. You're not waking up anytime soon.

[rocking_it]

I'm pretty sure the one where Mako was princess of the moon was weirder.

oh my god these two i can't even <3

[worktodo]

Speak up.

hahaha

[rocking_it]

Nothing! I didn't say anything.

[worktodo]

Yeah, and next up a pig's going to grow wings.

Did you find your backpack yet? Or was that above your level of comprehension, too.

[rocking_it]

I have it. And my manual. But we already ate all my food. [Priorities straight, here.]

[worktodo]

Then you're fresh out of luck, pal. The next city's a three-day walk from there.

[rocking_it]

Don't they sell food?!

[worktodo]

Look around. You see any stores?

[rocking_it]

But what do they eat then?

[worktodo]

My best guess? Dumb kids who ask too many questions.

[rocking_it]

... you're not a very nice man.

[worktodo]

You noticed! It's a miracle.